BY JOE CREE

REMEMBER RED FRIDAYS.

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ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME, HAS MET ME, HAS TALKED WITH ME THROUGH E-MAIL OR JUST READ ANYTHING ON MY WEB SITE CAN PROBABLY TELL I'M SORT OF OLD SCHOOL IN MORE THAN ONE WAY. I BELIEVE IN TELLING IT LIKE I SEE IT AND IF I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU I'LL SAY IT, PREFERABLY IN PERSON BUT IF NOT THEN I'LL FIND A WAY TO BRING IT TO YOU BEFORE I'LL LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT IT. JUST THE WAY I AM. I MAY NOT AGREE WITH YOU AND VICE VERSA BUT I'LL AT LEAST GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

THERE'S ACTUALLY A QUOTE FROM SOME ANONYMOUS WEENIE SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS JOE CREE IS LOUD AND ALWAYS SAYS WHATEVER HE WANTS TO SAY. FUNNY, THOUGHT THAT WAS A RIGHT GUARANTEED BY OUR CONSTITUTION, TO SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY, FREEDOM OF SPEECH? I GUESS THE LOUD PART IS JUST PART OF MY CHARMING PERSONALITY.

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ MY VIEWS ON PLAGIARISM THEY'RE AVAILABLE HERE ON MY SITE AND MOST THAT HAVE READ THIS CAN TELL I'M A LITTLE ON THE OLD SCHOOL SIDE OF THINGS.

THIS BRINGS ME TO MY LATEST BITCH. A FEW MONTHS AGO SOMEONE SENT ME AN E-MAIL ABOUT THIS GUY'S SITE WHERE HE BASHES ME. I'M USED TO THAT, BEEN IN THIS INDUSTRY ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW AND IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG TO ATTRACT SOMEONE BITCHIN' ABOUT SOME F-ING THING OR ANOTHER BUT THIS SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE NEW. I CHECKED HIS SITE AND HE MENTIONS BEING A CUSTOMER OF MINE. AT FIRST I HAD NO CLUE WHO HE WAS BECAUSE HE WASN'T AND STILL ISN'T USING HIS REAL NAME. NEVER HEARD OF A CUSTOMER NAMED FRANK WYKOFF OR WYCKOFF, DEPENDING ON HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME THAT DAY. I SENT HIM AN E-MAIL ASKING WHO THE HELL HE WAS. DID HE RETURN MY E-MAIL AND ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT WHO HE WAS AND WHY HE WAS BASHING ME? NOPE. HE JUST POSTED AN EDITED VERSION OF MY E-MAIL ON HIS LITTLE "BIKER" WEB SITE. OKAY, WHATEVER FRANKIE. SO I DID A LITTLE MORE DIGGING AND FINALLY FOUND HIS REAL NAME. YES, HE IS A PAST CLIENT OF OURS. HIS REAL NAME IS FRANK SAXTON. I DID BUILD HIM A BIKE ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO. HE WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS THEN AND APPARENTLY HASN'T CHANGED ANY AT ALL.

WE BUILT THE BIKE EXACTLY AS HE REQUESTED. I SEE HE SAYS WE CHARGED HIM IN EXCESS OF $35K FOR THE BIKE, A LIE. HIS BILL WAS A LITTLE OVER $31K. HE SAYS WE CHARGED HIM OVER $3,500 FOR HIS CUSTOM PAINT WORK WHICH BY THE WAY WAS REALLY F-ING COOL WHEN IT WAS DONE. ANOTHER LIE. WE ACTUALLY CHARGED HIM $2,500 FOR A KICK ASS CUSTOM ONE OFF PAINT JOB.

READING BACK THROUGH HIS E-MAIL LOG I SEE HE WAS MORE THAN ABUSIVE AND ACTUALLY BORDERED ON SLANDEROUS AND LIBELOUS. WHAT IS HIS BITCH? WHY WOULD HE GO SO FAR AS TO BASH ME ON HIS SITE? HOW BAD COULD HE HAVE BEEN TREATED? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT OFFENSE WE WERE GUILTY OF. WE ASKED HIM TO FOLLOW THE BUILD CONTRACT HE SIGNED, SPECIFICALLY WHERE IT STATES HE WOULD PAY US WITH BANK CERTIFIED FUNDS OR MAKE PRIOR ARRANGEMENTS TO PAY IN ANOTHER FORM. HE SENT US A PERSONAL CHECK FOR HIS FINAL PAYMENT , AN AMOUNT OF OVER $8,000. SORRY BUT I SPELLED OUT THE TERMS OF HIS CONTRACT IN PLAIN ENGLISH AND HE DECIDED HE WAS ABOVE THOSE TERMS. WE GLADLY ACCEPTED HIS CHECK WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE RETURNED IT AND REQUESTED A CERTIFIED CHECK IN IT'S PLACE. WE DID DELAY THE SHIPMENT OF HIS BIKE TO HIS HOME BY A WHOLE 7 CALENDAR DAYS, ALMOST 1,000 MILES AWAY, UNTIL THE FUNDS CLEARED THE BANK THOUGH.

THE TONE IN HIS E-MAIL DURING THAT 7 DAYS WAS BEYOND ABUSIVE. HE CALLED US CRIMINALS WHEN ALL WE WERE DOING WAS FOLLOWING THE TERMS OF OUR CONTRACT AND PROTECTING OUR BUSINESS BY WANTING TO ASSURE WE WERE GOING TO BE PAID FOR OUR WORK BEFORE SHIPPING THE BIKE TO HIM. I BELIEVE ANYONE IN OUR PLACE WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING AND I'D DO THE SAME THING AGAIN TODAY.

THE MOTORCYCLE WAS SHIPPED TO HIM WITHOUT INCIDENT. THE BIKE PERFORMED ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESSLY DURING OUR TESTING. HE NOW CLAIMS HE HAD MULTIPLE WARRANTY ISSUES, EVEN ON THE FIRST RIDE. HE GOES ON TO INTIMATE THAT WE DENIED ALL OF HIS CLAIMS AS WELL. UPON LOOKING THROUGH OUR WARRANTY TRACKING, BOTH ON OUR WARRANTY AS WELL AS HIS EXTENDED WARRANTY CLAIMS WE SEE THAT HE DID INDEED HAVE A WARRANTY CLAIM EARLY ON. THE TOTAL CLAIM WAS A LOOSE COIL WIRE. WE PAID THE WARRANTY CLAIM AS WE SAID WE WOULD. NOT SURE WHAT THE BITCH IS HERE. THINGS HAPPEN AND WE PAID FOR SOMETHING THAT REALLY ISN'T EVEN COVERED UNDER WARRANTY.

I CONTEMPLATED AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I EVEN WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WHINING LITTLE JACKASS ON MY SITE OR NOT BUT THEN DECIDED I WANTED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR ANYONE THAT MIGHT HAVE SEEN HIS PATHETIC LITTLE SITE. SORRY BUT HAVING A WEB SITE WITH OUT OF DATE INFORMATION ON IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A "BIKER", WELL AT LEAST NOT IN MY BOOK. NOW HAD HE BEEN ANYTHING WITH A SPINE HE'D HAVE AT LEAST SENT ME A STRONGLY WORDED E-MAIL STATING HIS CASE ABOUT HOW HE FELT WE HAD WRONGED HIM OR MAYBE MENTIONING ALL OF THESE SO-CALLED WARRANTY CLAIMS. DID HE EVER DO THIS OVER THE PAST 10 YEARS? NOPE. HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE STONES TO RESPOND TO MY E-MAIL BACK IN 2008 ASKING WHO HE WAS AND HOW EVEN KNEW ME. SORRY FRANKIE BUT YOU RANK PRETTY LOW ON THE SCALE TO ME. NO STONES AND NO SPINE AT ALL. SO YOU GET THE BOOT IN THE ASS FROM ME. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND TELL YOUR LIES. I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN LISTEN TO YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE BITCH SESSION.

TO EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE, IT'S 2009, WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT IN OFFICE. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND LET'S GET BACK TO MAKING THE U.S.A. THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH AGAIN. REMEMBER TO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, THEY DESERVE IT.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

 

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